The threat of war
Feb. 16th, 2003 09:11 pmPedar and I are now both tired of the threat of war, and have come up with our own solution to the combined problem of Tony Blair and George Bush.
We're going to declare our own country.
Now, be good and listen. It is not as ridiculous as it sounds. We own the land the house stands on and a rather large area around it. There are already fences and walls in place. What's to stop us from declaring them offical boundaries with check points? No-one is to be allowed in without a passport check, and people will be forced to declare their politics upon entrance. All Conservatives, Republicans, and fascist dictators will be turned away.
Tomorrow, we plan to storm Formby Town Hall and threaten to rip the gardenias from their flowerbeds if they refuse to allow us to secede from the metropolitan borough of Sefton. We demand offical recognition by the international community and would like it placed upon record that we are against war.
Tomorrow.
We're going to declare our own country.
Now, be good and listen. It is not as ridiculous as it sounds. We own the land the house stands on and a rather large area around it. There are already fences and walls in place. What's to stop us from declaring them offical boundaries with check points? No-one is to be allowed in without a passport check, and people will be forced to declare their politics upon entrance. All Conservatives, Republicans, and fascist dictators will be turned away.
Tomorrow, we plan to storm Formby Town Hall and threaten to rip the gardenias from their flowerbeds if they refuse to allow us to secede from the metropolitan borough of Sefton. We demand offical recognition by the international community and would like it placed upon record that we are against war.
Tomorrow.
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on 2003-02-16 01:20 pm (UTC)Re:
on 2003-02-16 01:26 pm (UTC)I, Iona, also known as Raven, elected ruler of the Democracy of Noname, hereby declare
*salutes* Noli illegitimi carcorundum!
There you go!
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on 2003-02-16 01:44 pm (UTC)Nolite te bastardes carborundorum...
Don't let the bastards get to you
on 2003-02-16 01:49 pm (UTC)And I would most certainly apply for your passport. However the problem is that although you own the land, it's still sovereign territory of the Queen, I believe. So yeah...you can try though. Please do. Just to see if it will work, and you could make national papers!
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on 2003-02-16 01:50 pm (UTC)Re: Don't let the bastards get to you
on 2003-02-16 01:51 pm (UTC)Re: Don't let the bastards get to you
on 2003-02-16 02:09 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2003-02-16 02:31 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2003-02-16 03:41 pm (UTC)Plus wouldn't it then make it smaller that the Vatican place?
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on 2003-02-17 02:34 am (UTC)We have an internet connection. Once it's wireless, we hope to provide wireless ADSL access for all residents, courtesy of the government.
*clears throat* I hereby declare Enid,
Done!
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on 2003-02-17 02:44 am (UTC)Oh, I'll also guard the books for you.
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on 2003-02-17 05:02 am (UTC)Yeyness. :p
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on 2003-03-26 06:46 am (UTC)Re:
on 2003-03-26 08:45 am (UTC)