The threat of war
Feb. 16th, 2003 09:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ravenPedar and I are now both tired of the threat of war, and have come up with our own solution to the combined problem of Tony Blair and George Bush.
We're going to declare our own country.
Now, be good and listen. It is not as ridiculous as it sounds. We own the land the house stands on and a rather large area around it. There are already fences and walls in place. What's to stop us from declaring them offical boundaries with check points? No-one is to be allowed in without a passport check, and people will be forced to declare their politics upon entrance. All Conservatives, Republicans, and fascist dictators will be turned away.
Tomorrow, we plan to storm Formby Town Hall and threaten to rip the gardenias from their flowerbeds if they refuse to allow us to secede from the metropolitan borough of Sefton. We demand offical recognition by the international community and would like it placed upon record that we are against war.
Tomorrow.
We're going to declare our own country.
Now, be good and listen. It is not as ridiculous as it sounds. We own the land the house stands on and a rather large area around it. There are already fences and walls in place. What's to stop us from declaring them offical boundaries with check points? No-one is to be allowed in without a passport check, and people will be forced to declare their politics upon entrance. All Conservatives, Republicans, and fascist dictators will be turned away.
Tomorrow, we plan to storm Formby Town Hall and threaten to rip the gardenias from their flowerbeds if they refuse to allow us to secede from the metropolitan borough of Sefton. We demand offical recognition by the international community and would like it placed upon record that we are against war.
Tomorrow.
