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Different kind of writing post. I only wrote one thing for Yuletide this year:

never waste a Friday night on a first date (2113 words) by raven
Fandom: Casual - Chappell Roan (Music Video)
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Chappell Roan/The Siren
Characters: The Siren (Casual - Chappell Roan Music Video), Chappell Roan's Character (Casual - Chappell Roan Music Video)

The Siren likes tequila. Chappell gets wine for herself. So you made an app profile, she says. How funny.



It's a five-minute fandom - Chappell Roan's fantastic short-film-esque video for "Casual", which although the song sounds like it's about some random fuckboy is about a Siren. Who keeps killing sailors. And making Chappell jealous when she wanted her to herself. It's very silly and good.
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For some reason I spent most of yesterday mad about what they did to Elizabeth Weir (and then mad that she was younger than I am now) and then [profile] parauque reminded me that [community profile] bbtp_challenge is still a thing, and although you can only post to it on 1 September, it remains 1 September some distance west of Alaska until about five minutes from now.

Anyway here's Wonderwall.

a single piece of cloth (1036 words) by raven
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Relationships: Teyla Emmagan/Elizabeth Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan
Additional Tags: Fluff

“Also,” Elizabeth says, blurrily. “This place is hard on panties. You’re not supposed to laugh when I say things like that.”

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This is a little first-time story for Una Chin-Riley (otherwise Number One, my love) and Erica from Strange New Worlds. I love SNW but never talk about it, because honestly it is just sweet and good and I would change almost nothing about it. Also, it has about six female main characters and you get to like them all for different reasons! what a change from nineties Star Trek.

we still had hours (2923 words) by raven
Fandom: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
Relationships: Number One | Una Chin-Riley/Erica Ortegas
Characters: Number One | Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek), Erica Ortegas
Additional Tags: First Time, Strap-Ons, Blindfolds

What Erica is sorry about is a novelty chiffon blindfold from Risa with cocks from a dozen species embroidered in ritually significant pentagrams.

"You’re the one who actually has to look at it,” Una points out, and it's that sort of command-level thinking that means she's in charge around here.

Hiding everything you are for decades isn't great for your sex life. Erica helps.

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little Sunday-afternoon story, from that episode of Lower Decks where Mariner runs away from home to become a maybe bounty hunter with Petra the British archaeologist after all her friends and her family have wholeheartedly screwed her over. Sad hopeless bisexual Mariner, I love her.

lying if I told you (1919 words) by raven
Fandom: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
Relationships: Petra Aberdeen/Beckett Mariner
Characters: Petra Aberdeen, Beckett Mariner
Additional Tags: PWP, Canon Bisexual Character, Oral Sex, Episode: s03e10 The Stars at Night (Star Trek: Lower Decks)

“Hey, Petra,” she says. Petra, swinging around in her pilot’s chair, all long legs and lazy eyes and drawl for days. “You like chicks, right?”

(Mariner, making good decisions.)

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Happy new year, folks. I wrote two yuletide stories this year. The first one is for a McSweeney's piece called We Are A Picturesque Small Town And We Refuse To Be The Setting For Your Romantic Comedy. It's very funny but is a mere 500w. Somehow, I went from that to writing a 9000w romcom that is essentially wholly original f/f SF. Unavoidably, it's very like my pro work. I had an amazing time writing it, I hope you like it.

spirit falling (a ship's proper motion) (8723 words) by raven
Fandom: We Are A Picturesque Small Town And We Refuse To Be The Setting For Your RomCom - Rachel McKenny
Characters: Original Characters
Additional Tags: Romance, Alien Cultural Differences, Telepathy, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, Alternate Universe - Space, Romantic Comedy

While the aliens are on board, there will be no romance on the good ship Spirit Falling.

None.

Zero.

(Everything is fine.)



The characters are going to appear in their own book, I've decided, which is a good way to start your new year off right.

My other yuletide story was a treat, for T Kingfisher's Temple of the White Rat books, and is the story of how Bishop Beartongue and Zale invent judicial review.

In the Consul's Court of Archon's Glory // Applicant No. #001 (on the instigation of the Temple of the White Rat) (5971 words) by raven
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher
Characters: Zale (The Saint of Steel), Bishop Beartongue (The Saint of Steel), Galen (The Saint of Steel), Wren (The Saint of Steel)
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, the Temple of the White Rat, no spoilers for Paladin's Faith, Yuletide Treat

Administrative public law concerns the proper relations between government and governed; or, to put it another way, Zale and Bishop Beartongue have had it with this shit.

raven: [hello my name is] and a silhouette image of a raven (misc - hello my name is raven)
Shubh Diwali to you all, a little late. It didn't go to plan around here. I had decided to have a tiny little party with pizza. But then I didn't feel so well, and we did a discord server DS9 and MASH rewatch which was fun, and then I thought Monday would be okay but I had a cough, anyway long story short what I got for Diwali was covid.

So that's great. I'm actually ok-ish - I don't feel amazing but I don't have a fever and mostly I'm just unhappy about the things I had to do and wanted to do with my remaining 17 days not working. And one of them was get that last tattoo, annoyingly, I feel like I want to be well and truly clear before breathing on someone for three hours but argh.

I had also intended to write a little batch of Diwali stories like I have done in previous years but obviously that plan got derailed too. Here is the one story that I did write, which is sort-of a sequel to the MASH Star Trek AU I wrote over the summer. It's not really a sequel, it's just a fun slice-of-life snippet set in the same universe.

(Urgh. covid. Nope. Last time I had it it was forty degrees and I had cluster. NOPE.)

and still that light reaches us (1743 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Characters: Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, B. J. Hunnicutt, Maxwell Klinger
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Nonbinary Character, Dominion War (Star Trek), Episode: s05e03 Margaret's Engagement, Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion
Series: Part 2 of a ship like a lantern in space

“So, two things happened while you were asleep,” Hawkeye says. “Margaret got engaged. And we accidentally drifted into Dominion space.”

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Here's a story.

who are you, a stranger in the shell of a lover (5949 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Donna Marie Parker/Charles Emerson Winchester III, B. J. Hunnicutt/Peg Hunnicutt
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, B. J. Hunnicutt, Donna Marie Parker, Charles Emerson Winchester III, Father Francis Mulcahy
Additional Tags: Charity Auctions, Oral Sex, Feminization

“Hawkeye,” BJ says, looking at Peg's picture by his bed. “Do you think you could be someone else, for me?”

BJ wins his best friend in a charity auction. Then he has to decide what to do with him.

raven: Geoffrey Tennant with his head in his hands (s&a - siiiiiiiiigh)
I'm sometimes reluctant to post because of a little voice on my head that's like, you're annoying your friends with your sudden desire to write absurd amounts of fanfiction. Even though this is how half my friends know me anyway and I spared them from Absurd Fanfiction for the entirety of 2021 and 2022. So I will try and get that voice to shut up. Here is another one, part of a loose collection-not-series of stories I think of as "Hawkeye and Margaret take on gender", with the best (worst) title I have ever come up with.

Revlon Lustrous Glitter #11: Girl, Interrupted (1168 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Relationships: Margaret Houlihan & Hawkeye Pierce
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, Margaret Houlihan
Additional Tags: Episode: s11e16 Goodbye Farewell and Amen, Nail Polish, Mental Breakdown, Friends With Benefits, Trauma, Queer Gen, hawkeye and margaret take on gender

“Come on, Hawkeye,” Margaret says impatiently. “I need you to do my nails.”

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I keep being like, I should write about my life here! like I usually do. but no here's 500 words of melancholy autumnal whatevers. (Phoebe, when she was still with us, used to describe my entire artistic undertaking taken as a whole as "bittersweet autumnal breakfasts". You'd have liked this one, Phoebeface. Though no one asked you.)

your last homecoming / this final autumn (519 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Characters: Sidney Freedman, Hawkeye Pierce
Additional Tags: Autumn, Friendship/Love, Mental Health Issues, Bipolar Disorder, Not a romance, sidney is just a little in love with hawkeye as are we all

Hawkeye, too, is sharpened by autumn: hands in his pockets, overcoat flapping, eyes feverish-bright.

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This is a MASH roller derby AU. Let's just not look too closely at that. What it really is is an almost-30k f/f novella about a bunch of roller derby-playing north London millennials with very millennial problems, and also London in 2021 as a distinct time and place. You don't need to know anything about a) MASH or b) roller derby, honestly.

(I really should have scrubbed the serial numbers off this one. Never mind.)

roll on, roll on, roll on (and keep breathing) (28282 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Relationships: Margaret Houlihan & Hawkeye Pierce
Characters: Margaret Houlihan, Hawkeye Pierce, Charles Emerson Winchester III, Honoria Winchester, Kellye (MASH), B. J. Hunnicutt
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Roller Derby, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, hawk girl summer, Friends With Benefits, Friendship, friends with benefits is the reason for the pairing tags, Roller Derby, Queerplatonic Relationships

Hawkeye is sweet, fast and clever, and she skates like a demon. The only problem is, Margaret can't stand her. A roller derby AU.

raven: black and white street sign: "Hobbs Lane" (quatermass - hobbs end)
This is a scary story for Halloween slash Samhain! Not that scary, given I can't handle horror myself, but I enjoyed writing it extremely much. What a delight to have a beloved fictional character you can do terrifying things to.

Plus it has a cover. I am really pleased with this story, folks, I hope people like it.

note: I am not someone who celebrates Samhain. But being a Gael for certain values, I have decided to go with it.

Samhain (when you can hear the river rising) (13285 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Relationships: Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan & Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, B. J. Hunnicutt/Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, Margaret Houlihan, Sidney Freedman, B. J. Hunnicutt
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Mythology, Halloween, Alternate Universe - Ghosts, Hawkeye is a reliable narrator you can trust him, Hurt/Comfort, Holiday: Samhain, the pairing tag actually is a reliable narrator but this isn't a romance folks

Hawkeye can see ghosts, probably. But it's not the ghosts he's afraid of.

(Or: All Hallows Day, after the long and haunted night.)

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This is posted anon on the AO3 because I am a weirdo who is really embarrassed about posting smut? This is smut, and also sad and melancholy. Sometimes I think I should be abolished.

doing what you want with your own body (1462 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/Hawkeye Pierce
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, B. J. Hunnicutt
Additional Tags: Emotionally Repressed, Anal Sex, honestly just sad smut

“It’s not the military stuff I mind,” Hawkeye says, dreamy again. In this moment, he is naked and profane and more beautiful than BJ could have imagined, at one time.

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it turns out I have SO MUCH to say about queers! and friendship, and gender, and love!

that goddamn dress they'll bury you in (1938 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Relationships: Margaret Houlihan & Hawkeye Pierce
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, Margaret Houlihan, Maxwell Klinger
Additional Tags: Friendship, Sharing Clothes, Queer Gen, hawkeye and margaret take on gender, Crossdressing, Queer Themes

Hawkeye lays a man’s dress shirt out on the bed, and a pair of nicely-made black pants. “They won’t fit you well,” he says apologetically.

Margaret Houlihan is an officer and a gentleman; and anyway, this is all Hawkeye's fault.

raven: red tulips in a vase on a balcony, against a background of a city (stock - tulips)
It's almost a year since my lithium experience began, which is A Time and a lot to think about. This is the lithium story I've been talking about on and off - I didn't write it especially to post today but here it is and I feel good about that.

a girl wild and unwished for (15279 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, Margaret Houlihan, Sidney Freedman, Daniel Pierce, Lorraine Anderson
Additional Tags: Judaism, Cold War, Post-Canon, Mental Health Issues, Bipolar Disorder, and no one talks about chickens, Post-War, Queer Themes, New York City, Bisexuality, Queer Gen, Hawkeye's canonical tendency to talk about himself as a girl

"I love this whole desperate world, every inch and breath and corpuscle of it, and I don’t want it to be taken from me, and I don’t want to be taken from myself.”

1957, and the first US clinical trial of lithium carbonate has just started at Columbia;

or; Hawkeye, one queer, sultry summer in New York.

raven: text: "reason for travel: creepy planetary conquest" (vorkosigan - creepy planetary conquest)
So this is the ridiculous, 40k novella-length MASH Star Trek AU that I have been working on for the last few weeks, in which BJ Hunnicut is sent by Starfleet to a distant medical ship in the midst of the Dominion War, where he meets, and immediately adores, the ship’s sweet-but-crazy Chief Medical Officer (and indomitable head nurse!). Hijinks, as they say, ensue, alongside a little wartime romance and a lot of daytime drinking. Hawkeye is a nonbinary empath. Margaret is Bajoran. I had a great time.

If by any chance you enjoy my writing and want to read this though you’re not familiar with the set-up, you definitely could: either as a Star Trek story with all-original characters, set on a medical ship stationed near Bajor during the Dominion War, or as a completely original piece of space opera SF. I don’t think it matters if you know the MASH characters or not - they are a delight to meet for the first time, and obviously these are altered versions of them anyway.

To read this from the other direction or as original space opera SF, I think you’d need to know that there’s a war going on. Our heroes are Starfleet, who were formerly an exploratory and scientific organisation and have become a military force, and who are now are waging a war for the Federation, a giant, democratic alliance of worlds. They’re fighting an advancing empire, the Dominion, who are coming through a wormhole from the other side of the galaxy. The Dominion seek what they call “order” - basically subjugating everyone else in the galaxy to their will. Their forces are made up of foot soldiers called the Jem ‘Hadar, terrifying armed creatures which are organised and commanded by a different set of aliens called the Vorta. The Dominion is actually run from the top by the Founders, otherwise called changelings. They’re shape-shifters, basically people made of goo, who can make themselves resemble anyone or anything. They make perfect spies, because there are very limited ways of proving someone or something is a changeling rather than the thing or person it’s chosen to impersonate.

On MASH: I have changed nothing in this other than the obvious, it’s a show about war and pain and fear and serious mental illness, but to be clear: it’s a sitcom. Hawkeye and co. are much funnier than this story would lead you to believe.

some things you just can't speak about (wherever they come from, they'll never run out) (40893 words) by raven
Chapters: 9/9
Fandom: MASH (TV), Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/Peg Hunnicutt, B.J. Hunnicutt/Hawkeye Pierce, Hawkeye Pierce & Margaret Houlihan
Characters: B. J. Hunnicutt, Margaret Houlihan, Sherman Potter, Radar O'Reilly, Maxwell Klinger, Frank Burns, Sidney Freedman, Hawkeye Pierce, Peg Hunnicutt
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Friendship, Romance, Mental Health Issues, Polyamory Negotiations, Dominion War (Star Trek), Nonbinary Character

The stranger is wearing a science-green uniform dress with a bloodstained white apron over it and a red dressing gown over that, and they don’t look like any Starfleet officer BJ has ever seen.

BJ Hunnicutt is sent by Starfleet to a front-line medical ship in the Dominion War, where amid terror, boredom and daytime drinking, he falls for his sweet-but-crazy maverick of a chief medical officer.

(Hawkeye, as ever, is doing their best in a difficult world.)

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I'm not quite sure where all these little stories are coming from, esp when I have a bigger one on my mind, but here we go: this is short and loving and a bit kink, at least that's the idea. Note the "safeword use" tag - it's handled matter-of-factly.

a gesture with both hands tied (2303 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Margaret Houlihan/Hawkeye Pierce
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, Margaret Houlihan
Additional Tags: Friends With Benefits, Bondage, Safeword Use, Kink Negotiation

“Margaret, there are people in a coma in Europe who know what you used to do with Frank.”

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Another M*A*S*H story, this one is short and exceedingly queer. I was going to say that I love, love, love fictional mixed-gender (queer) adult friendships and that this is one of them, but I think this one might be the ur-one.

lipstick like a bullet in reverse (1369 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan & Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lorraine Anderson/Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
Characters: Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Additional Tags: Queer Themes, Bisexuality, Make-up, Genderqueer

It makes Hawkeye look half-asleep, not entirely feminine, but like something inside him has shifted in that direction.

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It is absolutely wild to be writing for pleasure again! It's undoubtedly a bipolar symptom, as so much of my behaviour is right now, but that is fine and okay. Having done a story that actually is about bipolar disorder, here is one that's not. It's about friendship and joy and a bit of sadness, and I really enjoyed the six weeks I took to write it.

Friends who are watching season 1 of Quantum Leap right now, please don't click! This has spoilers right through to the end of s1 and will likely ruin it for you.

(There's another story coming - a M*A*S*H story that's just a bit of light kink and friendship but I am unaccountably embarrassed about posting. If I get over myself, I'll post it.)

here in a los angeles cathedral (10685 words) by raven
Fandom: Quantum Leap (TV 2022)
Warnings: Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Addison Augustine & Ian Wright, Addison Augustine/Ben Song
Characters: Addison Augustine, Ben Song, Jenn Chou, Herbert "Magic" Williams, Janis Calavicci, Ian Wright (Quantum Leap TV 2022)
Additional Tags: Friendship, Timey-Wimey, Time Travel, see notes for why the archive warnings contradict

"Trust Addison at that last moment, when you know all that matters is the fall."

Ian and Addison's friendship, through time and space and a bunch of other things besides.

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This story began life as either a piece of meta or a spitefic, depending. Meta about the fact that I’m rewatching M*A*S*H in a time of bipolar hypomania because Hawkeye Pierce also spends much of his time in a bipolar hypomania and honestly, the show goes out of its way to present him that way. And spitefic, against the part of the fandom that is happy to allow him bipolar disorder, and any number of traumas over and above the one we know about, but not to allow him the other thing. Not to admit that a man with a devastating mental illness, as well as a gift, a vocation, a family, an extraordinary depth and breadth of compassion, and a life that has in its entirety been defined by love, might get better. That aged twenty-eight, you might grow from trauma, you might learn to live with it, you might remain bipolar all your life and still be happy and well-beloved.

(And tolerate your lithium, as well. Fandom in general does not seem to have much understanding of lithium! It's not Like That, half the time. )

[edit: there's another story, other than this one! that one really is about a long, peaceful and happy recovery from mental illness, and while I would write it slightly differently now I'm still proud of it: what is living is fugitive]

Anyway. here's the story.

turn out the lights darling turn out the lights (3183 words) by raven
Fandom: MASH (TV)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan & Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Characters: Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Sidney Freedman, Father Francis Mulcahy
Additional Tags: Friendship, Mental Health Issues, Bipolar Disorder, Mania

Hawkeye, always beloved, rapid-cycling.

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I forgot this story! There are spoilers in it for the fact that Voyager did in fact, get home. (Was that a helpful thing to say? idk.) But nothing else specific except, I guess, that Naomi and Seven exist. I mention this for the well-beloved gang of friends who are watching it for the first time.

if you lived here you'd be home by now (1974 words) by raven
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Seven of Nine & Naomi Wildman
Characters: Naomi Wildman, Seven of Nine
Additional Tags: Naomi/Seven if you squint I guess, Homecoming, Post-Canon, San Francisco

Earth has decent restaurants.

(Naomi doesn't think they were worth the trip.)

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