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[raven]

The Incredible Fornicatores had sex until five thirty am, and all the banging, shouting and howling in the world did not stop them...

...however, my good mood has just been entirely restored by the fact DAN RYDELL HAS A CRUSH ON HILLARY CLINTON. "Her hair, her shoes!"

omg.

Thank you, I now return you to Life Without The Demented Girl In The Corner.

(Yes, my next exam is less than forty-eight hours away, however did you guess.)

Comments

[stained_glass]

*HUGS YOU* You are so awesome with all these exams; I am forever in awe of your beauty and genius and poise.

[marymac.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the exam!

And, um, maybe a firehose for the neighbours? Would that work?

[dr-biscuit.livejournal.com]

I still think you should drop arsenic in their tea
*good luck honeybunch* xxx

[vampire-kitten.livejournal.com]

Or investing in a foghorn to be set off when they are trying to sleep.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

They're NEVER trying to sleep. I finally fell asleep at five-thirty, woke up elevenish and they were still at it.

[vampire-kitten.livejournal.com]

Are you sure they are human? Maybe they are a plot to take over the planet by preventing people from sleeping until they capitulate and worship their new alien overlords?

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Meep, good luck with the exams!

(And it says something about my AoS fannishness that I can't think of "fornicatores" without thinking of the Aubreyad.)

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I think you have now earned the right to bang on the door and insist that if they're going to keep you awake then you want to join in. Holy CRAP.

[annajaneclare.livejournal.com]

Oh, I sympathise. I had the same thing with Vagina McScreamy. Why are people so loud? Do they watch too much porn and think it's normal to bellow as though someone's going all Edward II on their rear entrance? I don't get it.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

For a while I thought maybe they were watching porn, because a) refractory periods, omg and b) sometimes we can hear shouting in Spanish, of all things. I have since discovered that their neighbour on the other side, who is from Gran Canaria, and unlike me shares a wall with them, has basically been driven to distraction and out the other side and watches cartoons from her childhood at top volume when the screaming starts. It's just such a clusterfuck.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

They don't listen! If you bang and shout on the door they go quiet for a bit and you end up standing there like a lemon for five minutes, and no sooner have you gone back inside the shrieking starts again. It's truly, truly revolting.

[tau_sigma]

That is unbelievable. Do they ever sleep? Who the fuck has sex until five thirty in the morning?!

*hugs* I think, by now, you must have done your exam. Have you any more? Also, sometime during the week, when you are not about to take an exam, another chat would be lovely. If you would like. *g*

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

*smooshes* I did not get time to respond to this comment at the appropriate point, but it was very cheering at a time of needed cheer. <3

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And, and, and! If I am lucky, they move out TOMORROW, yes.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

*squish* they move out tomorrow! I am sooooo happy.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

ah, at Oxford they only have...

...oh wait.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Two more, and the hugs are appreciated. A chat would be lovely! I am free nearly all the days this week - not tomorrow, but any other time would be grand.