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I dreamed last night that [livejournal.com profile] shimgray and I decided, in order to make some money, we would buy a Cessna light aircraft, insure it for more than it was worth and crash it into a tree.

We were just about to do this when I woke up. I don't know what I can conclude from this. Probably, REM sleep is really, really great, and my god, I'm tired. I'm so tired I've been sitting here for an hour having to consciously remember to keep my mouth closed. Law school makes me a sleepy sleepy human. Hours and hours of active concentration, I remember that. It's like school; that sort of bone-deep collapse-onto-sofa that school did to me, anyway. At any rate, this week is the hardest, and I'm two thirds through it now.

Which is not to say I'm not enjoying it. I wouldn't say I've made any friends yet, but certainly I have a few acquaintances, and people I sort of maybe know, like girl-who-worked-with-[livejournal.com profile] sebastienne and girl-who-knows-[livejournal.com profile] jacinthsong's-neighbour and girl-who-lives-with-[livejournal.com profile] wadiekin, and people are nice. Also, I'm starting to see the shape of my work and options - I will have a full legal research project to start at Christmas, and I'm thinking of signing up for pro bono work before then, and it's nice, yes. There are also a lot of characters, some of whom I think are going to feature a lot, such as Ghastly American Woman (truly, truly ghastly; why do people not realise that no one cares about their tragic life story, especially in a lecture?), Pink-Shirted Tory (told me at great length about how awesome he was and how he would be my councillor, and how studying politics doesn't prepare you for real life, oh, you're a PPEist, how nice) and Schoolgirl Sally, who has pigtails and a silly skirt and sits in the front row and giggles inanely and actually I'm kind of a bitch, but it is quite fun to people-watch in lecture theatres, isn't it?

Also, my lecturers are kind of awesome. There are two of them, and I think I may have to call them Mens Rea and Actus Reus, because I am a dork and they are awesome. MR is an elderly ex-barrister with a cheery command of every legal anecdote ever told, quite capable of breaking off mid-sentence and saying thoughtfully, "There was a fruit-flavoured gentleman... Liberace, I think he was called? Does that ring a bell for anyone?" He is also a stickler for detail and accuracy of Latin pronunciation, and this afternoon, started telling an anecdote about Herbert Asquith before breaking off and asking, "Is there anyone here from Balliol?"

Shyly, I put up my hand.

"Ah, you do indeed have the tranquil consciousness of effortless superiority of the Balliol woman."

...and so on. Despite his habit of overruning by half an hour at a time so I didn't have a break between twelve and half five, I think I'm going to be quite fond of him.

AR, on the other hand, is a cheerful man with exciting hair who tends to introduce himself with, "Hi, my name is [Actus Reus] and in my past life I used to sue people." At the end of his lecture, he opened the floor to questions.

Quoth Mens Rea, "Have you had a haircut?"

"I'm so glad you noticed," was the thoughtful answer, followed by a confidential whisper to the room: "Isn't he sweet? He still notices, even though we've broken up. Ladies and gentlemen, my esteemed colleague."

I think I like them a lot. We shall see.

Anyway, I disappear. There is a meme. It is a meme where you take a picture of yourself just as you are. [livejournal.com profile] chiasmata took this, so it does not really count, but I kind of like it. You can see the blurry sleepy Raven alongside the blurry sleepy kitten, and certainly I am in exactly the sort of state of mind in which one wears a hoodie designed for someone of twice one's height and body mass.

Me, as I am after four days of law school:



And now to bed, and to all a goodnight.

on 2008-09-18 09:57 pm (UTC)
ext_20950: CJ Cregg - Learning is delightful and delicious, as by the way am I (learning is delightful and delicious)
Posted by [identity profile] jacinthsong.livejournal.com
OMG, they're the new Morison/Pooley!

xxx

on 2008-09-19 07:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
They actually ARE, it is amazing. I entirely approve.

on 2008-09-18 10:13 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gamesiplay.livejournal.com
I am SO looking forward to your Tales from the Lecture Hall! Academia is delightfully full of the crazy.

certainly I am in exactly the sort of state of mind in which one wears a hoodie designed for someone of twice one's height and body mass.

Hahaha, well explained. I'm having a week that can be summed up by this wardrobe choice. Except for "hoodie," substitute "National Geographic sweatshirt emblazoned with a giant white shark." \o/

on 2008-09-19 03:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] amchau.livejournal.com
Someone should write a book of stories about lecturers like that--there are so many of them-- and call it 'Academia: full of the crazy'. It is, as they say, funny because it's true.

This post brought to you by attending my department's board meeting.

on 2008-09-19 10:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gamesiplay.livejournal.com
I would TOTALLY READ THAT. With glee.

on 2008-09-20 07:23 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] amchau.livejournal.com
Lastest post (friends locked but you should be able to read it) might be considered a draft of part of the chapter I would contribute.

on 2008-09-19 09:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Ahaha, me too. Today I discovered my jurisprudence tutor is an adorable Irish lesbian.

(Now I am wearing knee-high socks and an enormous skirt of enormous. I sense a theme.)

on 2008-09-18 10:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] brynnmck.livejournal.com
You know, I always think when I read your entries that I would very much like to smish you, I'm just not sure my arms would fit around your ginormous brain.

on 2008-09-19 09:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
I squish you regardless! Squish! <3

on 2008-09-18 10:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com
I think I'm going to enjoy your law school reportage :)

I will be attending a gig at the Zodiac tomorrow evening; will anybody be home if I pop in beforehand, perhaps around 5 or 6? I don't know your address, however.

on 2008-09-19 07:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Yes, certainly! I'll be home at five. I'll just drop you another comment with our address in a moment...

on 2008-09-19 12:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com
Cheers - see you later :)

on 2008-09-18 10:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
""Ah, you do indeed have the tranquil consciousness of effortless superiority of the Balliol woman.""

Oh, God bless.

I look forward to your continuing adventures. Also! Kitten!

on 2008-09-19 09:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Ahahaha. Yes, me tooo. Kitten is lovely lovely and we are currently trying to tie her tail to her toes (she's asleep!).

on 2008-09-19 04:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] casirafics.livejournal.com
Ah, the tranquil consciousness of effortless superiority of the Balliol woman WITH KITTY.

on 2008-09-19 09:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
KITTY KITTY OMG. I find it hard to maintain my effortless superiority in such circumstances.

on 2008-09-20 02:31 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] casirafics.livejournal.com
Cats are born with a sense of effortless superiority. The rest of us have to earn it. :)

on 2008-09-19 09:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
KITTY OMG

on 2008-09-19 10:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] absinthe-shadow.livejournal.com
Lecturer LOVE.

Also, I do slightly adore your dream - it does not surprise me, somehow, that the plane crash experiences of you and Shim, in dreamland, should be volitional and almost Machiavellian, rather than replete with angst.

on 2008-09-19 07:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Ahaha! Elaborate on this, please! Why does it not surprise you that my dream-self is Machiavellian? :P

on 2008-09-19 08:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] absinthe-shadow.livejournal.com
It's more the combination of dream!you plus dream!Shim plus aircraft.

The reasons are tricky to pin down.

Perhaps they are similar-ish to the reasons for Sophie-wanting-to-kill-your-spawn?

When I was writing that I almost typed as the html tag. OH MY BRAIN. OH HELP.

on 2008-09-19 08:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] absinthe-shadow.livejournal.com
Bugger! It vanished my html tag, which was "< spawn >"

IT DOESN'T LIKE SPAWN FORMATTING.

on 2008-09-19 01:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hips-lips-tits.livejournal.com
aw you got the KITTY!

i love it when professors/lecturers/teachers turn out to be amazing like that. i still think that my favorite so far, hands down, is the intro to philosophy professor that i had my freshman year of college. he used the band motorhead as an example for everything and was probably the smartest person i'll ever meet in my entire life.

and just as a separate note, i am pretty sure that mostly all americans are like the one in your class. i sit in lecture/lab every time i have to go and listen to someone act like that. highly annoying. i think you should stab her with a pencil.

on 2008-09-19 09:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
We did indeed! We have had her for three weeks, and she has us all wrapped around her wee paws.

Philosophy tutors are invariably awesome, I find. I adored all of mine; they were all terribly eccentric and charming and marvellous.

(I ought not to stab all Americans! I like some of them, honest. But this particular one is truly ghastly. She needs stabbing liek woah.)

on 2008-09-19 02:28 pm (UTC)
selenay: (life on mars - sam)
Posted by [personal profile] selenay
I am looking forward to you Tales of Law School, particularly if MR and AR feature regularly :-)

And sleepy kitty is cute!

on 2008-09-19 09:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Believe me, they will. <3 Thanks for reading. Sleepy kitty is once again asleep, and looking ridiculously adorable.

on 2008-09-20 01:07 pm (UTC)
tau_sigma: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] tau_sigma
You make everything sound so fun. I'm glad you're enjoying it. *g*

There are two of them, and I think I may have to call them Mens Rea and Actus Reus, because I am a dork and they are awesome. - and YOU are awesome, too. *hearts*

on 2008-09-22 12:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
<3 Thank you kindly! I am enjoying it. It is a greatly pleasant surprise. :)

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