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Why am I in Detroit? I DON'T KNOW. And as more than one person has asked, what does one do for six hours in Detroit? Answer: one acquires overpriced internet access and an uninspiring chai latte and bitches about how one is in Detroit.

(Could I sound any more of a bleeding heart Guardianista snob? I mean, could I? If it makes anyone feel any better, I kind of loathe myself too at this point. I hate Northwest, I hate American domestic airlines in general, I hate the head cold that turned into galloping sinusitis the moment I stepped onto the aircraft, I hate being the only person in the history of ever who went to California in July and got a head cold, I hate the small child who screamed and kicked the back of my chair for exactly four hours and forty-five minutes, I hate Northwest again for good measure, and surprisingly, I hate wasabi. I'm pretty sure I never hated wasabi before. Dear self: shut up.)

I left San Francisco this morning at the crack of dawn - literally; it had just begun to get light as I stepped outside - after having been awake all night. I don't like the going home from places, so I don't seem to sleep. Also, in the middle of the night there was an argument on the pavement below the window that featured someone yelling, in very Geoffrey Tennant fashion, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" and being answered by nothing but violent sneezing. Yes. I shall have to write about San Francisco properly when I am not hideously sleep-deprived in Michigan, but it is probably worth noting now that it is a beautiful city and I am ridiculously glad I went. Also, Leigh and I did not fail. We got public transport to places and we walked to places and we found Haight-Ashbury and we found the ocean and we found armies of sea lions and found Stanford and cooked dinner and drank a lot and ordered a lot of take-out and made a lot of fun of William Shatner. More on all of this anon, perhaps.

Still three hours to go before I get out of here. Mmmmm. Onwards and upwards.

on 2008-07-17 09:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gamesiplay.livejournal.com
OH GOD I AM SO SORRY FOR DETROIT. And I'm sorry you got sick here, FAIL.

I do not loathe you at all. Let the record reflect.

*loves*

on 2008-07-17 10:11 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
LEIGH DO NOT APOLOGISE FOR DETROIT. IT IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNHEALTHY TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR DETROIT.

(I am so glad, by the way. *loves you right back*)

on 2008-07-17 10:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gamesiplay.livejournal.com
IONA, IT IS PHYSICALLY UNHEALTHY TO BE IN DETROIT, THE CDC SAYS SO. (WHEN FORCED TO.)

*joins you in hating most things. except you. and sea lions. and 80% cocoa chocolate, thaaank you*

on 2008-07-17 10:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
I AM TRYING NOT TO TOUCH ANY SURFACES. TYPING TELEKINETICALLY IS A STRAIN.

(Also, Ghirardelli! God bless them.)

on 2008-07-17 10:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gamesiplay.livejournal.com
YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO ESCAPE TO CANADA. PERHAPS MONTREAL. WHICH IS IN QUEBEC.

(I feel that all-capsing is a rational response to the misery of Detroit, head colds, jet lag, and the unresponsive scorn of the Patriarch of fucking Constantinople that doesn't even exist what the living FUCK.)

on 2008-07-18 07:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
BUT NOT HALIFAX. WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS IN NOVA SCOTIA.

Hi, it is lunchtime for you. I hope you are having a nice lunch and not being besieged by demands that you contact world leaders.

on 2008-07-17 10:35 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com
IONA, IT IS PHYSICALLY UNHEALTHY TO BE IN DETROIT, THE CDC SAYS SO. (WHEN FORCED TO.)

AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO OVER THE *(@#($&(*(*@#$@# BRIDGE!

*ahem*

(I feel like I remember Detriot's airport at least being decent - lots of shops and windows and plotted plants so you could walk and not feel like you were in an airport. almost.)

on 2008-07-17 10:41 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Possibily this was the quantum-mirror universe version of the airport? (She says, looking balefully around.) I could cope, honestly, if there were only some decent food to be had. Everything is made of beef dipped in cheese.

(God, am I moaning by LJ comment about cheese? I shall go away and boil my head now.)

on 2008-07-17 11:25 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com
*ponders*
I'm pretty sure I flew through Detroit in 2003 and it was a nice airport. But I've seen so many US airports I could be confusing it with a different one. I swear they had a nice one...

(God, am I moaning by LJ comment about cheese? I shall go away and boil my head now.)

Well, complaining about beef I can allow, complaining about cheese I can allow, but having been born in Wisconsin I must raise a fuss about complaints about cheese (unless it is the quality of the cheese because if so, go right ahead)

Safe travels!

on 2008-07-17 10:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gamesiplay.livejournal.com
AT LEAST NONE OF US HAD TO GO THROUGH THE LEAKING TUNNEL!

on 2008-07-17 11:25 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com
BUT WE MIGHT NOT HAVE ROLLED BACKWARDS IN THERE!

on 2008-07-17 10:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shimgray.livejournal.com
*hug* Soon! You will be home in, um, about twelve hours. Less, if you are willing to stretch "home" to include Gatwick.

on 2008-07-18 07:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Home for me now is the comforting sensation that if I take another step I'm going to fall over a pile of books. Take from this what you will.

on 2008-07-17 11:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] casirafics.livejournal.com
Detroit's airport and the one long concourse of doom gets to me. I know not why. Well, going through customs insanity there on the way back from England last time (and catching the plane with minutes to spare, after hearing people in line saying they'd already missed theirs) probably has something to do with it.

Glad San Francisco was good to you, though. I love that town. ;)

on 2008-07-18 07:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
The concourse so long it needs its own monorail. I mean, really.

SF was a delight. I adored it.

on 2008-07-18 01:30 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] that_mireille
Northwest is the airline of the damned. I am so sorry

on 2008-07-18 07:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Honestly, they were horrific. Also, no food! It's like being fed melamime.

on 2008-07-19 03:59 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] that_mireille
You poor thing. (No sarcasm intended; I flew Northwest quite a bit, several years ago, and it was invariably terrible.)

on 2008-07-18 03:01 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rosariotijeras.livejournal.com
As soon as I read "Northwest," my brain went, "Oh!" and the world made sense.

on 2008-07-18 07:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
*sighs* It is good to know I am not alone in my hatred.

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