WIP meme.

[raven]

I'm pretty sure it was WIP amnesty day a short while ago. I missed it, which exemplifies how rubbish I usually am with my WIPs. However, I quite like the idea of having your characters speak for themselves, so to speak.

Untitled HP fic:

REMUS: It is dark.
FENRIR: Raaargh.
REMUS: And also cold.
VOLDEMORT: RAAARGH.
REMUS: And why is there no fucking toilet paper?

Untitled Remus/Tonks epic:

SIRIUS: I was INNOCENT ALL ALONG, bitchez.
REMUS: Fuck you, it's still all your fault.
TONKS: Shut up and shag already.
*shag shag*
SIRIUS: I am dead. I have been killed by drapery. Woe.
REMUS: Woe. For there will be no more shagging.
TONKS: Woe. For there will be no more listening at doors to pretty-boy shagging.
REMUS: Um... we could?
TONKS: That'd be fab, yeah.
*shag shag shag*
RAVEN: You know, all things considered, I self-identify as a gen writer.

Short, almost-forgotten Life On Mars short fic:

SAM: I am dead. Or I am in a coma. Or maybe I am in Purgatory?
RAVEN: Could be worse. You could have been in a plane crash and be stuck on the Island of Unlimited Hairspray.
SAM: Please go away, you stupid plonk. This is a dreadful fic.
RAVEN: *huffs*
TEST CARD GIRL: ...boo.
SAM: I want my mum.
RAVEN: Me, too.

girl!Doctor fic:

ROSE: The Doctor has gone out. She is probably saving the world. She will be back shortly if you would like to leave a message.
TONKS: Music! Drugs! Pink hair!
GIRL!DOCTOR: Music! Drugs! Curiously pleasurable human customs!
TOILET CUBICLE WALL: Oooh, girlsex.

Doctor Who fic:

THE DOCTOR: I am here in Cambridge with Romana Rose. It is pretty. Rose is pretty too. There is no ulterior motive to this story at all.
ROSE: Shut up and shag me already.
THE DOCTOR: Come to think of it, I'm quite pretty too. How's that, I wonder?
RAVEN: I think it's the hair. Or the pinstripes.
JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES: I am making a cameo. Why the fuck am I making a cameo?
ARISTOPHANES: Right there with you, bro.

In other news, we have no water. Joy. But, but, there is new Doctor Who tonight and that makes everything better.

Comments

[emily-shore.livejournal.com]

Pinstripes! Keynes! Joy!

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Joy!

And because you might know: where can I watch Doctor Who in peace during term-time? *looks shamefaced*

*excited flailing*

[bekkypk.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I <3 your randomness. New Doctor who is good. I shall go and flail on everybody's journals now *flails*
xx

Re: *excited flailing*

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

*flails right back atcha* Much with the flailing.

Re: *excited flailing*

[bekkypk.livejournal.com]

Flailing flailing everywhere!!
xx

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

I want to read all of these. *beams*

Particularly the one with Aristophanes. He is just that cool. :D

New Doctor Who! Not for us, but still.

I may have to steal this as a meme, for it will be fun to summarise the ideas I don't actually have.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

It was a meme originally. Go out there and meme!

I hope some of this stuff actually gets written. Like I said above, I am rubbish with WIPs. *g*

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

I think I may, though mine has now led to "stories that should never be written" as well.

The fic should get written, if you are not like me. With me, the outlining of a story brings death to it. :(

[amchau.livejournal.com]

Whyfor no water? Did your booby-trapped tap finally implode?

*gives Remus toilet paper*
*reminds Tonks to use a contraceptive spell* (I'd remind Sirius that he doesn't know where Remus has been, but I think he'd ignore me.)
*hits Sam on the head in case it helps* (I still haven't found time to watch more episodes of that, you know.)
*writes femmeslash on cubicle wall*
*struggles with Aristophanes saying 'bro', because it makes the Euripdes in my head use the word 'blad'*

*hugs Raven* While I'm here, can I call you-- tonight (if we have space mid-DW squee) or tomorrow night?

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Ah, no, that happened during term-time. We now have a brand new tap, but we also have a brand new leak spewing five litres a minute onto the garden. Hence, water turned off at mains. I am living out of a bucket.

Awww. I don't think Sirius does care, or Tonks very much, and omg you must watch LoM when you can, and you have a Euripedes in your hand?

Okay, done now. *sunny smile*

[amchau.livejournal.com]

Ah, you are having the authentic camping experience, without the hassle of pitching a tent. Think of it as an ideal form of holiday.

Tonks should care, or else I will be foreced to write omg STD fic, as an antidote to the world of babyfic.

I do not have a Euripedes in my hand, but I do seem to have aquired a certain number of GreeK playwrights in my head, where mostly they sit around saying, "the best stories are the ones where they're all dead at the end", but sometimes-- much more disturbingly-- start using words like 'yo' and making the Euripedes Trousers joke.

*returns sunny smile*

[apestaartje.livejournal.com]

I was looking at TWOP and somebody posted a link to a Doctor Who article about there being a girl doctor. You've probably seen it but here (http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,23569-2110144,00.html) it is in case you haven't.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

I hadn't seen it! Thank you for that!

[potatofiend.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Keynes appearing in fanfic may be one of the more incongruously fabulous things ever to grace the internet.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

*giggles* It may yet be written. We shall see.

[gamesiplay.livejournal.com]

JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES: I am making a cameo. Why the fuck am I making a cameo?
ARISTOPHANES: Right there with you, bro.

*dies*

I saw a book of letters--I think they were Woolf's, though I can't really remember--about the Bloomsbury Group in our bookstore a few weeks back. I paged through it and was tempted to send it to you, only I wasn't sure if it would be exactly the sort of thing you'd want.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

*revives madly*

I'd be very interested! What was the title of it? I haven't been able to find anything remotely readable-looking about the Bloomsbury Group, and I've been hunting for a while now. Thanks for thinking of me!

[gamesiplay.livejournal.com]

I'll be down there again tomorrow, so I'll check on it for you.

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

TEST CARD GIRL: ...boo.


...she scares me. ;)

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Me too. She is terrifying!

[gwynnega]

JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES: I am making a cameo. Why the fuck am I making a cameo?
ARISTOPHANES: Right there with you, bro.

Heeeee. I want to read this fic! :-)

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

So do I! I hope it does eventually get written. :)

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES: I am making a cameo. Why the fuck am I making a cameo?
ARISTOPHANES: Right there with you, bro.

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

*g* My mind is an odd place.