THERE'S NO JUSTICE - or, a non-definitive list

[raven]

Several things.

Firstly, Clare's Death costume. I will admit getting her a Death of Rats may prove slightly difficult. But she has the cloak and cowl, is working on the scythe, and I may just get those skeleton earring yet. My latest ideas-contribution is a sign that reads as follows:

THERE'S NO JUSTICE. THERE'S ONLY ME.

I actually want a top with that on. And talking of that, I have found something to wear tomorrow. That Sex Pistols T-shirt is, unbelievably enough, pink. It is also one of my favourites, so all's well there. Becca mentioned going to Quiggins this afternoon in an attempt to find something pink. And talking of Quiggins and T-shirts brings me to yet another point. I always assume everyone knows the Quiggins T-shirts, but that is, of course, not the case, as not everyone is fortunate enough to have set foot in the place.

Let us say, then, that it sells slogan tops. And this is not a definitive list, simply the ones I can remember. Please comment if I've missed one.

"You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me."

"No, I'm not married.
No, I don't have a boyfriend.
No, I don't fancy you.
No, I don't fancy your mate either.
No, I'm not a lesbian."

"Jesus is coming. Look busy."

"Nuke a gay whale for Jesus."

On the same theme:

"I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa all the time."

"Nuke Ibiza."

"This is a chord.
[diagram showing guitar fretwork]
This is another one.
[diagram]
This is a third.
Now start a band."

"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"Never trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die."

"Offensive T-shirt slogans are for cunts."

"One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity."

"God is busy. Can I help?"

"Nobody knows I'm a lesbian."

"You say tomato, I say fuck you."

And the classic:

"Girls are evil."

Any more?

Comments

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

"I used up all my sick days, so one day I called in dead."

In tiny little writing like the FCUK t-shirts: "FUCK"

"I'm not prejudiced, I just hate everyone."

That's all that spring to mind...

[cucharita.livejournal.com]

In black writing on a black top:
'I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour'
'the only good goth is a dead goth'

I so know there are more. Ah well. I think there's one that says 'if only these were brains' or one that says something about being a natural blonde. Blah blah, etc. I cannot remember any more.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

I wore one once that said NOBODY KNOWS I'M HETEROSEXUAL. Of course, what would have made it perfect would be if it had said on the back, AND THERE'S GOOD REASON FOR THAT...

[absolutism.livejournal.com]

haaaaaahahaha. 'jesus is coming. look busy.'

my favorite shirt i've ever seen will probably always be either 'the liver is evil. it must be punished!' or 'i'm just one big @$$(!!(#$#@$^ ray of sunshine, aren't i!?'

[apestaartje.livejournal.com]

"You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me" and "One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity" are my favourite. whee.

[alfirin-kirinki.livejournal.com]

"How dare you assume I'm straight?"
"God is in the TV. (The perv...)"
"Save a tree, eat a Beaver"
In the style of Dom Monaghan: "I poke Badgers with Spoons"
"My next girlfriend will be NORMAL"

I used to know loads... can't remember many, though...