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I went to school today. Not like that; just for two hours, for induction. I stayed up way too late last night working on Fic From Hell #2 - more on that in a moment. I had to clamber out of bed at nine thirty, imagine. I was out of here by ten and in school by eleven. Bev yelled when she saw me. "We're together but we're with Mr Wilson!"

Loosely translated, I am in L6EW, with Becca and Bev, which is good, but also with the resident scallies, which is not so good. Ugh. Death by tango-orange foundation. There are ten of us in the class, anyway, and it's all okay, I suppose. I wish we'd had Mrs Custard as a form teacher, but apparently not. The problem with Mr Wilson, according to Becca, is, "He opens his mouth and suddenly I don't give a shit." He's a Religious Studies teacher and is such a fucking boring Geordie. Not that I'm generalising. If he weren't a Geordie, I'm sure he'd be just as boring.

We didn't get timetables, which I am annoyed about. They're not until tomorrow. Also tomorrow is something to do with the L6 extension studies, which we must go to and yet no-one really knows what they are. Anyway...we got told which commitees we're on, and I'm on Magazine and Debating Society, which is okay with me. I am, of course, the only person in a class of ten on said Debating Society, which makes the scallies giggle. Odd things make scallies giggle. They giggled at the Stroke Association. They giggled at the fact Bev's the only one doing Maths A-level.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate scallies? And how I hate these scallies particularly? They've all been at Merchants' for five years. Surely, by now, it might sink in that there are other ways to think, act and behave? And they're too old, as well; Tiffany Thurston is the oldest in the year. She's already seventeen, as it's her birthday today. But she's still got the emotional maturity of a turnip.

The good thing, I suppose, is the fact we won't be spending much time with them. We've got the upper common room, and the room we're in is right by the computer room, which are good things, but for some reason I feel very ambivalent about tomorrow. I don't know why, exactly. Maybe because I feel it's bound to be an anti-climax, maybe because it's the prospect of actually working and concentrating for the first time in nearly four months, maybe because I just feel ill and tired, but I don't know.

I think I'd like to work a little on the Fic From Hell #2. I wrote a surprising amount of it last night. Yet again, the original characters problem - I hate them. But I need them. So I have written one in. She is female. Small. Has blonde, curly hair and likes funny words. She is not a Mary-Sue, so where is all this information coming from?

Answer?

She's [livejournal.com profile] hathy_col. This only occurred to me after I'd shut down the computer and gone to bed. Seeing as she doesn't have a name yet, she may as well be named after Colleen. But seeing as MWPP are teenage boys, they will not call her by her first name.

Colleen, I apologise if I'm freaking you out. That is really not the intention. It's just the way my mind chooses to work.

on 2003-09-03 08:54 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cucharita.livejournal.com
You poor thing. Who else other than Tiff are you with? I bet Yvette? Unless she moved elsewhere.
How can Bev be the only one doing Maths A level? Wasn't Rola doing it aswell? Or is it not statistics or whatever the other choices were?

on 2003-09-03 09:44 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Yvette's in with Meg and Kat. As well as Tiff, we have Jenny Cheshire and that stupid girl, whatshername... Claire. Bev's the only one doing Maths in our class, which they found hilarious for some reason.

You have no idea how much I wish you were here.

on 2003-09-03 11:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cucharita.livejournal.com
awwwws. Well I'm planning on coming to Prize Giving. Purely so I can look outrageous and out of place and shocking. So we can hang out after that. And I also have to get my art sometime but I don't know when that is but I plan to use it as a get back and see people thing. And don't worry, I'm always online.
Have they blocked LJ? Or I guess you didn't check. If they have my condolenses go out to you.

on 2003-09-03 12:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hathy-col.livejournal.com
She is female. Small. Has blonde, curly hair and likes funny words. She is not a Mary-Sue, so where is all this information coming from?

I did wonder for a moment, until I read the next paragraph... then it made sense. I'm infiltating people's minds! Yay!

Colleen, I apologise if I'm freaking you out. That is really not the intention. It's just the way my mind chooses to work.

No- I like it. I feel strangely honoured, to be honest. I will consider it an injoke, and cackle madly when I see it written down. (And hey, if you want her to be referred to as Cheetham, go for it. I like injokes)

Scallies are prats, by the way. Silly, silly orange people.

on 2003-09-03 02:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you don't mind. It may be a while before the fic sees the light of day, so I'll tell you now that the character who bears your name (and personality!) is a Gryffindor Chaser, and the commentator (Bill Weasley as a first year) refers to her by her surname. I look forward to hearing you cackle madly.

Wish me luck with the scallies... :)

on 2003-09-03 01:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] language-idling.livejournal.com
I think I've asked you this before, but what's a scallie?

on 2003-09-03 02:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Leigh asked me, too. At the time, I wrote a much better definition than I feel I can produce now, so here it is, in the comments attached to this post:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/loneraven/246281.html

Self pimping like a crackmonkey!

on 2003-09-03 01:25 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Something to cheer you up. =)

squickfest (http://www.livejournal.com/~villainny/31935.html)

*g*

Re: Self pimping like a crackmonkey!

on 2003-09-03 02:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Thanks, my love. I really need cheering up at the moment.

on 2003-09-04 07:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] amchau.livejournal.com
I realised something the other day, watching a programme about writers, and fanfic authors should remember this-- real original writers base characters on people they know, disguising them to a greater or lesser extent. Don't worry if a character reminds you of someone-- it probably means they're realistically written!

on 2003-09-04 09:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Thanks! *laughs* Maybe that's the answer to my original character problem; I should just write about everyone I know!

on 2003-09-04 09:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] amchau.livejournal.com
Yeah, why not? Greater people that I have done so.

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