Another series of open letters

Dear the University of Oxford,

I left my sanity somewhere in the garden quad at Balliol. Anyone finds it, please pidge it me.

Thank you.

~Raven

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Dear TV license people,

I appreciate that watching TV without a license is illegal and anti-social, and that not having one leaves me subject to a £1000 fine plus the £126 I should have paid for the license in the first place. I am also aware that my property, if you could call it that, is unlicensed, as your letter of today states so emphatically.

However, I thought you should know: I DON'T HAVE A TV.

Yours sincerely,

~Raven

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Dear the Politics department,

Please, please, stop emailing everyone else and not me. I'm beginning to worry that I am a social pariah.

Thank you,

~Raven

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Dear Herald webmail,

My name is Iona. Iona! It's not that hard. It only has four letters! Please try to remember.

Yours sincerely,

~IONA.

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Dear flist,

I haven't told you lately how much I love you. Well, I do. I love you just as much now as I ever did, for all I am not talking about fandom and falling to bits over PPE. Thank you for existing.

much love,
~Raven