Slash

Am immensely pissed off with mother, as have just realised that if she were there all the time, rather than me being alone most of the time, she would never leave me alone. She spent the whole day screaming in usual fashion, until I actually felt the need to escape and watch M*A*S*H very quietly so she couldn't hear it.
Am glad I watched it, because of the slashy undertones it was swimming in. Hawkeye enters a competition, and wins... a Shetland pony. He rides into the camp on it, and Trapper leaps on behind him and they ride off into the sunset!
How slashy is that, I ask you?!
Today is the last day of my holidays. I really don't want to go back!
I want to strategically retreat.
I also want to download Fire and Water - but Usefulcontent has no bandwith left! And there won't be any tomorrow when I get back...

What do I do?

I know my mother is reading this.

How Are You Smart?

Good.