I'm so, so sorry...

[raven]

I was inspired, first by niqaeli's insincere apologies, and then by scarlatti's equally insincere apologies, to try out this meme for myself.



Dear Hawkeye,

I'm sorry about the whole... ahem.... situation with Flagg. I know, coercion and non-con are very similar things, and it can't have been very nice for you on the supply tent floor. I'm also sorry for all the angst involving Trapper, and I'm sorry about the blood having to get everywhere. I'm sorry.

Dear Flagg,

I'm sorry I made you out to be such an odious bastard. I'm sure you're just a bit of an idiot, that's all, not a twisted, sadistic guy with serious issues, and you would never do such a thing despite Hawk being the prettiest thing around. "Thing" is the word. Ouch. I'm sorry.

Dear Jack,

I'm sorry about all the mother-hen-ness I make you exhibit when you're really a hard-ass colonel. I'm sorry about the guilt, and the disturbing feelings of unrequited love whenever Daniel's involved. I'm sorry I made you kill him. And Sam. I'm sorry about her, too.

Dear Daniel,

Dear hyne, where do I start? I'm sorry for killing you... all three times. I'm sorry about the rapes - both of them - and I'm sorry about the straitjacket, the Goa'uld, the attempted suicides - both of them - the snakes, the unrequited love, at other times the requited love, I'm sorry about the glow-ness, the deaths of everyone you ever cared about.... hang on. Blame the canon for those last two.
Anyway, I'm just... sorry.

Dear Thor,

I'm sorry about the washing machine.

Comments

[geekgirlofdoom.livejournal.com]

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<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=geekgirlofdoom&itemid=37161"I tried doing that.</a>

Mine turned out less as a joke, and more as a random bit of bragging. *laughs*

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Gotta ask - OOC?

[geekgirlofdoom.livejournal.com]

Out-of-Character.

Hee. Even bother to read the Daniel-Whumping list? I was considering LJ-cutting just that part, but it's my pride and glory, so why not let it shine? :D

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[loneraven.livejournal.com]

When did you do Hawkeye out-of-character?

[When did you do him at all?]

[Not in that sense]

[geekgirlofdoom.livejournal.com]

[When did you do him at all?]

[Not in that sense]

Oh, a girl could only wish. :D

But I did that one little slash story (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=scorpionmars&itemid=647161) (after watching "Welcome to Korea"). Honestly, I don't know if he was OOC, but I always assume the worst when I write a character for the first time. That's the only time I've ever written a M*A*S*H story, actually.

[scarlatti.livejournal.com]

Hee! You did it!

Gosh, you must really adore this Daniel person to deal out such tragic and unrelenting punishments. Killed three times, attempted suicide twice -- wow! *sits in awe of your superior whumping abilities* ;)

(Though I still think Flagg is a "twisted, sadistic guy with serious issues." :D)

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[loneraven.livejournal.com]

I did it! I'm proud!

Ah, yes, Daniel... Daniel Jackson, to be more specific. The golden whumpee of Stargate fandom. Back in the day (god, I sound so old) I used to be able to whump him seven times before breakfast. He's just got this wide-eyed, puppydog thing going on... he's utterly irresistible, he had long hair for while (my biggest weakness) and he just cried out for hurting.
[His extreme slashability was just an added bonus...]

'Course, the canon writers were just as bad. By season six, he had died seven times. But then they killed him off finally, and I left that fandom after that!

And oh, yes - that should have been attempted suicide and actual suicide... :)

*sighs* I need help.

[scarlatti.livejournal.com]

I used to be able to whump him seven times before breakfast.

Bwahahahahaha! What a great line! Raven, you crack me up. :D

[whyihateyou.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY unrelated.

but. you have MSN messenger, correct? so do i.

thecryingtree@hotmail.com

add me. we must talk!

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[loneraven.livejournal.com]

I have now added you. Yes! We must talk!

[niqaeli]

*snickering madly*

I'm amused.

On Daniel: He was so whumpable. And cuddly. And the long hair of S1 and S2 was so so lovely.

And guess what? He's coming back for season 7. >:D More whumpable cuddliness!

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[loneraven.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're amused!

The long hair... *sighs* Why, oh, why did they get rid of it? Gah.

I heard about him coming back... guess I'll have to now watch all the season 6 eps I didn't bother to watch the first time round!