The sniper
Dec. 12th, 2002 08:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ravenJust been watching M*A*S*H, two good classic episodes that I hadn't seen. I can only say... there was something very nice about the sight of Hawkeye and Trapper creeping out into the compound waving a white flag. And then getting shot at.
"Oh, that's great. Everyone should have a gynaecologist next door."
"You're shaving in the middle of the week? Anyone I know?"
"Quit waving that gun, or I'll break it into little pieces and feed it to you intravenously!"
"You risked your life for ketchup on rye?"
"You know, I think things are going quite smoothly, apart from the sniper and the fact no-one's eaten in thirteen hours..."
The best one is:
"Do you know what a hero is, Frank? Quite often it's someone who's too cold and too tired and too hungry to give a damn any more. I don't give a damn."
"Oh, that's great. Everyone should have a gynaecologist next door."
"You're shaving in the middle of the week? Anyone I know?"
"Quit waving that gun, or I'll break it into little pieces and feed it to you intravenously!"
"You risked your life for ketchup on rye?"
"You know, I think things are going quite smoothly, apart from the sniper and the fact no-one's eaten in thirteen hours..."
The best one is:
"Do you know what a hero is, Frank? Quite often it's someone who's too cold and too tired and too hungry to give a damn any more. I don't give a damn."
