Nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine....

[raven]

You know what is the most annoying song on the planet?
"Ten Green Bottles."
Especially when on a journey.
Even more annoying is when it becomes "A Million Green Bottles." You think the kids are winding you up, but then they go on to sing, "Nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles, hanging on the wall, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles, hanging on the wall..."

And then, after a two hour journey, when you are still in the nine hundred and ninety-nine thousands, is when you begin to think seriously about suicide.

Comments

[eniddy.livejournal.com]

laughs at you. heh heh. why you stuck in a car?
poor poor you.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Mock me in my pain, why don't you?!
*hums* suicide is painless, it brings on many changes...