The bitch whumpability mentality

[raven]

Just had very interesting conversation with Em about who's more of a bitch when it comes to fanfic whumpability. It seems to be me - at least I'm fairly sure it's me. In Em's world - much like Stargate itself, actually - death is never a permanent state. Even though she does kill people, she brings them back to life and lets them live happily ever after! I'm different - I have broken their legs, infested people with Goa'ulds, turned best friends against each other, I have orphaned children, I have murdered people, put them through heroin withdrawal, had them kill each other, raped them, and most recently had them commit suicide. Actually suicide-wise, I've done it twice - once with a dagger and once with razor-blades-to-slit-wrists.
I'm the bitch! Oh, yeah, I'm the bitch!