Things I have to do today

[raven]

Things I have to do

• Get off computer.
  
• Get dressed.
  
• Think about packing. Discover that all clothes have been beamed up by the Asgard and once again have nothing to wear.
  
• Get pissed off about it.
  
• Decide to Make Do.
  
• Find all other things may possibly perhaps need.
  
• Find boots, turn them upside-down and watch in bemusement as mini-sandstorm appears.
  
• Get pissed off.
  
• Go on to Something Else.
  
• Think up five-minute challenge.
  
• Post it.
  
• Do drabble for mash100th.
  
• Think about doing five-min challenge response.
  
• Ring up Tony The Bookshop Man.
  
• Ask him about Good Omens, then remember he sold his last copy on Tuesday.
  
• Sulk.
  
• Go to library. Give back Look to Windward. Look for Good Omens.
  
• Say hello to Cool Librarian Guy.
  
• For 34958903405th time, wonder how he knows own name.
  
• Resolve to ask him at some point in the future.
  
• Get home and evaluate what have achieved.
  
• Find phone and unplug charger.
  
• Find physics book. Resist urge to throw out of window.
  
• Find notes on Cold War. Hide from Pedar, else will start telling Soviet jokes and am sick of same.
  
• Put stuff in bag.
  
• Find bag.
  
• Discover Nirvana patch remains on bag, however, pretty "No victim, no crime," patch is coming off.
  
• Swear.
  
• Find CD player.
  
• Find CDs.
  
• Discover still have Jimmy Eat World and Counting Crows CDs that belong to purplerainbow. Feel guilty.
  
• Find purse.
  
• Discover have money.
  
• Remember babysitting jobs.
  
• Suddenly wonder if might have had job Saturday and have forgotten to inform Helen will not be there.
  
• Panic.
  
• Stop panicking and and resolve to ring her later.
  
• Panic further as have just remembered mother will be home soon.
  
• Get pissed off
  
• Eat slice of angel cake. Feel better.
  
• Find notepad. Attempt to convince brain cannot take A4 refill pad, is too big. Dig out A5 pad. Feel proud.
  
• Realise why pad needed. Will have no net access for five days.
  
• Realise will self-destruct before then anyway from panicking, pissed-offed-ness and lack of pronouns.
  
  
  Ah, yes. Time to get down to it.