EXEUNT PURSUED BY

BEARS.

Hours till my flight: 23

Words of yuletide written: 4404

Hours till deadline: 3.5

Words left to go: approx 1000

Suitcases not yet packed: 2

Data transferring: 11.79 GB

Billable hours: 6.5

Cups of coffee drunk: 5

Number of meals missed: 2

Number of talkings-to re: previous: 3

Deeds to be boxed, certified and sent off tomorrow: 22

Pretty china mugs, with cheerful owl print, and marshmallows, received by entirely undeserving trainee from terrifying supervisor: 1

Number of alcoholic drinks consumed during work hours: 2 ("Where are commercial property?" / "In the pub.")

Sunset: 3.30pm

Sunset tomorrow: 3.34pm

Corresponding optimism: unquantifiable

BEARS: BEARS BEARS