prompt request

Flist! I'm out of writing ideas, and I really should write something rather than spending a(nother) day in bed listening to the rain. If anyone wants a drabble or a ficlet from me, leave a comment with characters and prompt (song lyric, line of dialogue, "they get drunk and blow shit up", anything). Y'all know my fandoms by now, but there's a whole bunch of them listed on the AO3, and also I'm reading a lot of Man From U.N.C.L.E fic right now and complaining about how much of it is bad, so there's that, too.

No guarantees as usual, but you never know, I might WRITE SOMETHING ohgod.

ficlet: carnelian stars and bars [Man From UNCLE]

First wee ficlet. For curuchamion, who wanted Man From UNCLE, smart!Napoleon.

ficlet:: carnelian stars and bars
by Raven
700w, Man From UNCLE, gen, ish, Napoleon & Illya. "Illya, be a good secret agent and finish your vodka."

( the problem is a lack of subtlety )