With thanks to purplerainbow

Well, i'm not laughing at the costume.

Good, I'm all for you not laughing at the costume. If you'd laughed I would have cried.

I think the costume is really good. Is it just me or did it look blue? *muses*

It's just you. Or it's the webcam, one of the two. It's black. Quite definitely black.

However, you, my sweetie, look either mortified or furious. Which is it? Is it intentional?

It's mortified. And it's not intentional, I just always look like that in pictures of me. Always.

Perhaps modelling isn't your ideal vocation. Maybe.

*wails* Oh, if only I had a brain! Maybe you're right, modelling isn't really me.

But you did great with the costume! How did you do it? Duck tape?

Thanks, honey. And no, not duck tape, I did it with needle and thread. And a little - actually, a lot - duct tape.

Okay.... going to bed now.

Quiz

What type of Sam/Jack shipper are you?
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This quiz was, of course, for snowdrop24's benefit. And me, a good person? Never...

[Edit - I'm going to lose this bet. I have to be a coffee percolator. Please, God, no.]

[Edit Take Two - I just checked my calendar to see how many entries I'd made today. I saw it was two, thought, not bad, and then realised it's 1.15 am. It's one o'clock in the morning and I've already made two entries! I'm obsessed. I have no life. Operation Abandon LiveJournal begins here]

Count update

Count update:

Me: 1708
Em: 1761

I'm still winning! Time to put Em on the spin cycle...

The dress!

Apparently, eniddy wants to see the pictures of me in the black feathered dress.
I have this to say. No fucking chance in hell.
Excuse my language; fuck you.
And purplerainbow - please, don't bring your camera tomorrow. I'm begging you. I look like a complete raven lunatic. And yes, I look fat.

I am now going to try and find something edible in the freezer, apart from ice.