"To me, you're strange and you're beautiful..."

My WinMX bitrate - 12.25 kilobytes per second. On a dialup connection.
This deserves an accolade of some sort.
Yes, I know - why don't I write a couple of paragraphs of crap about my day, and post it here?
Well.... got up after twelve and was depressed. Tried to ignore the voice of Joe-the-painter and his retarded sidekick whatshisname.
Got up, went down, flicked through channels, watched bits of Star Trek and watched myself from a great distance.
Ate entire Cadbury's Whole Nut bar. Am actually worried about own disgustingly unhealthy eating habits.
Found out what the song is called off the Beetle advert with the people watching as the car goes by and then you finally see it in the mirror at the end.
Wish painter would die. Every time I see him I want to kill him, and his sidekick is worse.
Am now going to watch Star Trek again.

Insanity

Click here, replacing my username, obviously:

http://www.antispin.net/~martine/cgi-bin/insanity.cgi?loneraven

loneraven's livejournal?
(since some of you don't get it: this is an "interpretation" of the content in loneraven's journal.)
And I don't wish I love. I want to touch you hate My version I don't do I thought I just so cloudy there you are this because deserves an emotionally void but I hate my heritage and completely myself as I am not going to do know. I know. Deep Space Nine that entails. And then I'll have eight livejournal icons, and all those little else?

-- loneraven

*laughs hysterically at parody of self*

Hmmm...

And just to annoy people, I did it a few times more:

This is me being religious:

Really, I was thinking about my heritage and Are they went to ignore the mirror at present: character you says. To go: to literal Christianity for the voice of who I know. But so: I fight, can't. Fictional character you no one who I mean? I'll have just been watching Star Trek.

Being poetic:

Have an emotionally void but so don't not steal cause they're trapped, just like a book, called Dave Gorman? The really, I be redeemed; Beetle advert with is a career very funny: book, I've wanted and all the happy. And spotty, and my username, obviously; Apparently, only then you says. Yes, I don't know why I hate my lineage, or a good way of whiling away, my own company of roses right at present. Even the voice of time now going to do all I want to hell because of reasons.

Being dirty:

But wicked in places. Daniel Jackson; sidekick whatshisname! I am a dialup connection: going to my roots and why I want to do you finally having to a week, so cloudy sue me me being just had changed their quest to touch you least want to a sheep! By the icon. So his sidekick whatshisname.

And lastly, being overexcitable:

Fictional character you do not argue my i'd give up forever to do, you aren't I stay true and i'd give all I have an accolade of time I want to write, or do. According to see him, I mean? And bite and good writing and bad people, don't should not be redeemed; proud crushed just the computer crashing! Went forever to be! Yeah!

*sighs*

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I just changed my msn name to "T'Pol is a bitch" but it told me it was invalid. Then I changed it to T'Pol is not a bitch" to elicit the same response. I then changed it to "Die, T'Pol, die!"
Then, I took a quiz that interested me:

You're T'Pol. You are very analytical and logical, as any good Vulcan is, but this makes you stick out like a sore thumb. You're cold and calculated, but there's a softer side to you that you tend to keep under wraps. Take the Enterprise Quiz! Brought to you by redanubis.

Oh... *splutters* That is not at all ironic. Not a bit.