Slash, arguments against (hey, wolf moon)

[raven]

Am currently in conversation with cucharita and trying to make an "I slash werewolves" icon.
Except talking to Enid is much more interesting, as illustrated here:

I woke up dead today: ooh
I woke up dead today: ella/louise/bethan
I woke up dead today: think you're wrong
Raven: about what?
I woke up dead today: slash
Raven: what?!
Raven: slash in what?
I woke up dead today: i don't know how we got on the subject
I woke up dead today: but i was explaining to them what slash was
I woke up dead today: and such
Raven: *giggles*
I woke up dead today: and about fanfiction in genera;
I woke up dead today: and they said don't you write that
Raven: how'd they know?
I woke up dead today: and bethan was saying there must be something wrong with you that you get turned on by two guys
Raven: what?!
I woke up dead today: presumably your english talk *shrugs*
Raven: ohhh. fuck.
I woke up dead today: and i said you don't have to get turned on by writing it
I woke up dead today: and she was yeah you do she writes it cause she likes it
Raven: *rolls eyes*
Raven: god.
I woke up dead today: and i was like uhm bethan i like uh tennis but it doesn't turn me on
Raven: yay!
Raven: *shakes head*
I woke up dead today: and i said i have never known you to write anything (note i stressed anything) where you have specifically written this guy stuck his thing in this guys arse
I woke up dead today: you only ever imply
I woke up dead today: from my knowledge anyway
Raven: you're right, of course.
Raven: ohhh... fuck!
I woke up dead today: i know i am
I woke up dead today: they were just saying it's wrong that people feel the need to write stuff like that
Raven: wha...
I woke up dead today: personally i see nothing wrong with it
Raven: thank you.
I woke up dead today: i think they're just homophobic
Raven: me too.
I woke up dead today: and it was mostly bethan voicing her opinion
I woke up dead today: rather than the other two who were just going ew wrong
Raven: oh, god.
Raven: and you were talking about me specifically rather than slashers in general?
Raven: fuck.
I woke up dead today: well no
I woke up dead today: i was talking slashers in general
I woke up dead today: but they mentioned that you did it
I woke up dead today: and i was like yes but its not half as bad as anything
I woke up dead today: i said you specialise in angst and just imply that your characters are in relationships
I woke up dead today: they were like do you like it
I woke up dead today: and i was like well theres nothing wrong with it i've read stuff
I woke up dead today: of course they think harry/snape is peodophillic
Raven: you mentioned Harry/Snape?!
I woke up dead today: and i explained its usually written in the future
I woke up dead today: well i said yeah i was using examples of fandoms they'd heard of
I woke up dead today: i said people write gen
Raven: thank you. you rock.
I woke up dead today: and people write het like harry/hermione or harry/ginny
I woke up dead today: and some ppl write slash like harry/draco or harry/snape
Raven: Sirius/Remus? wait, that's not het.
I woke up dead today: and i said you wrote lupin/sirius
I woke up dead today: lol
Raven: thank you for that! *laughs*
I woke up dead today: heh
I woke up dead today: i found it amusing at their closedmindness
Raven: what did they think of that, out of interest?
I woke up dead today: they didn't think anything really
I woke up dead today: just that harry/snape is wrong
I woke up dead today: and bethan was all why would you do that? why do you see the need
I woke up dead today: yet she seemed perfectly happy with gen
I woke up dead today: she put it as the happy stuff she'd enjoy
I woke up dead today: like harry managed to do this spell or make a new wizard or wand or something
Raven: *hysterics*
I woke up dead today: oh i wish you were there
Raven: me too!
Raven: I would have loved to defend my kingdom and all that.
I woke up dead today: heh heh yeah

That's made my day. Slashers of the world unite!