Meme-type thingy thing

Because I am all alone and really, really missing the Wonder That Is Fandom, I'm opening requests. A pairing, a plot bunny, a phrase to start with, any kind of prompt in any fandom (well, any fandom that is HP, Stargate, M*A*S*H, Good Omens, Discworld, Enterprise, Thursday Next or Buffy), and I will do my best to write you a ficlet. Because I'm nice like that.

Real life is still teh suck. Give me fandom, people.