List.

I am going to make a few statements, and you are all going to comment and correct me if I'm wrong.

1. Tomorrow. The entire posse of resident lunatics is coming.

2a) We're meeting at eleven at Central.

b) Someone (can I have a volunteer, please?) is going to ring me at about nine, nine thirty, and make sure I'm awake, whilst remembering I am capable of holding a conversation whilst still asleep. Keep talking until you're absolutely sure I'm not asleep.

3. We currently operate the world's only known successful communist system; what's yours is mine, etc.

a) Clare wants to borrow one of Colleen's tapes.

b) Colleen doesn't have it; I do.

c) Said video is Stargate season six/seven and has Metamorphosis, Disclosure, Forsaken, Changeling, Prophecy, Full Circle, Fallen, Homecoming, Fragile Balance and Orpheus on it.

d) I also have Colleen's copy of A Hat Full of Sky, and need to bring it with me.

e) Em has my copy of Good Omens, which I would quite like back one of these days.

f) Colleen wants to borrow The Science of Discworld. Clare wants to borrow The Science of Discworld II: The Globe.

g) Hannah has all my bracelets.

h) I owe Colleen a tenner and an unsurprisingly large amount of drinks.

4. Certain people would like to see my C5 photos.

5. Cookies are going to be involved.

6. The base that corresponds to adenine on messengerRNA is uracil as opposed to thymine.

7. The likelihood of my getting any revision done tomorrw is slim to none.

8. A surprising amount of people on my friends lists are bathing their dogs.

9. Banana ice-cream is good.

10. I should stop doing this.