I'm so, so sorry...

[raven]

I was inspired, first by niqaeli's insincere apologies, and then by scarlatti's equally insincere apologies, to try out this meme for myself.



Dear Hawkeye,

I'm sorry about the whole... ahem.... situation with Flagg. I know, coercion and non-con are very similar things, and it can't have been very nice for you on the supply tent floor. I'm also sorry for all the angst involving Trapper, and I'm sorry about the blood having to get everywhere. I'm sorry.

Dear Flagg,

I'm sorry I made you out to be such an odious bastard. I'm sure you're just a bit of an idiot, that's all, not a twisted, sadistic guy with serious issues, and you would never do such a thing despite Hawk being the prettiest thing around. "Thing" is the word. Ouch. I'm sorry.

Dear Jack,

I'm sorry about all the mother-hen-ness I make you exhibit when you're really a hard-ass colonel. I'm sorry about the guilt, and the disturbing feelings of unrequited love whenever Daniel's involved. I'm sorry I made you kill him. And Sam. I'm sorry about her, too.

Dear Daniel,

Dear hyne, where do I start? I'm sorry for killing you... all three times. I'm sorry about the rapes - both of them - and I'm sorry about the straitjacket, the Goa'uld, the attempted suicides - both of them - the snakes, the unrequited love, at other times the requited love, I'm sorry about the glow-ness, the deaths of everyone you ever cared about.... hang on. Blame the canon for those last two.
Anyway, I'm just... sorry.

Dear Thor,

I'm sorry about the washing machine.

Comments

[whyihateyou.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY unrelated.

but. you have MSN messenger, correct? so do i.

thecryingtree@hotmail.com

add me. we must talk!

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[loneraven.livejournal.com]

I have now added you. Yes! We must talk!