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Nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine....
You know what is the most annoying song on the planet?
"Ten Green Bottles."
Especially when on a journey.
Even more annoying is when it becomes "A Million Green Bottles." You think the kids are winding you up, but then they go on to sing, "Nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles, hanging on the wall, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles, hanging on the wall..."
And then, after a two hour journey, when you are still in the nine hundred and ninety-nine thousands, is when you begin to think seriously about suicide.
"Ten Green Bottles."
Especially when on a journey.
Even more annoying is when it becomes "A Million Green Bottles." You think the kids are winding you up, but then they go on to sing, "Nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles, hanging on the wall, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles, hanging on the wall..."
And then, after a two hour journey, when you are still in the nine hundred and ninety-nine thousands, is when you begin to think seriously about suicide.