I have to refrain from shouting every time someone uses the word exotic. And while it's true that I've never been to an English wedding, I've been to a bunch of grey American church weddings, and I found the Indian wedding I've been to much more celebratory and much less ostentatious. Sometimes church weddings are so boring and preachy and people are creepy about the wedding night.

(Why shouldn't you be? It sounds glorious! And much less stressful than weddings.)